Let there be Big Government

Organic, natural, and free. For everything except the humans. Regulate the hell out of them. They say they are just looking out for the small guy – the one without a voice. But not you, the individual. You are too small. Besides, they hear you already. The next size up, that is for whom they look out.

Let nature be wild and free and its native self. But don’t permit the humans presence or mere passage for possible harm to real nature’s perceived condition. Prohibit the human’s poisoned hand from reaching too far. Restrain them. Limit the damage they may cause to others and themselves, pitiful souls.

Let there be a central authoritative figure to set and administer the rules. And let it be big. Make it that its scope is so broad and its organizational levels so deep that decisions are made as far as possible from the object for which it exists. Let the numerator become so massive that the denominator becomes insignificant and further analysis is unnecessary.

Let there be Big Government. Have mercy for the small citizen.

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